Tale of two trees, lower case

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Tale of two trees,

lower case

This is a story of two trees, lower case, not Ventura’s famous “Two Trees” holding sentinel high on a hillside overlooking the city below.

In the city below, at a public park, grow two trees that are separated not by a few paces, as with our landmark tandem, but by the ball’s flight of a major league home run. Despite their distance apart, the two trees stand united in how they are tended.

Let me begin with the taller tree of the lower-case pair. It is not majestic in height, perhaps twice taller than a man, but makes up for it with an explosion of foliage. This abundance of leaves is surprising, if not almost magical, because the tree rises in a hard-packed dirt field beyond reach of sprinklers.

As you might imagine, recent years of drought were not kind to the tree and it became sickly. In truth, it nearly died. To the rescue, thankfully, came a guardian angel – or, rather, an amateur arboriculturist.

Ventura’s famous “Two Trees” holding sentinel.

This timber guardian is a middle-aged man. He parks his car, ironically often under the shade of a much grander tree, and strolls over to the once-sickly tree. With him he carries a jug of water, sometimes two, which he pours with care at the base of the tree’s truck.

Every time I watch this benevolent act – always from afar, for to intrude would seem like interrupting someone at prayer – it brings birdsong to my heart. Too, it always makes me recall this thought from John Wooden: “The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”

Or, when he thinks no one is watching.

As I observe, the wise words of Nelson Henderson, who died more than three-quarters of a century ago, also come to my mind: “The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”

Or, to water them.

Exemplifying Henderson’s words even more exactly is a second man. He is a bit younger than the first and is caretaker of a smaller tree; a tree with a thin trunk splitting in two near its base; a tree he actually planted. I know the latter fact because our paths crossed once while he was tending it and we got to talking.

I will not tell you where this tree is specifically located because it is not supposed to be there. Honestly, it looks perfectly placed and the spot would be empty without it. If you ask me, planners of the park should have planted a tree here themselves.

Since they did not, the second man did. Importantly, he did so in memory of his deceased dog that he used to take for walks nearby. Every few weeks, the caretaker comes by and waters the little tree. When need be, he clears away dead leaves. Now and again, he adds fertilizer. One can easily envision the tender love his dog received.

I wish you could see these two men at work – no, at service, for their efforts bring beauty for countless others to enjoy. Perhaps you have seen them during their service. Even when the clouds are out, “their” two trees bring sunshine to my day.

As I said, these two trees are not the grandest by any measure. But the story behind them is as lovely as Joyce Kilmer’s well-know poem “Trees” with the famous closing couplet: “Poems are made by fools like me, / But only God can make a tree.”

And sometimes it still takes a person, or two, to tend them with care.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @woodywoodburn. His books are available at www.WoodyWoodburn.com.

Check out my memoir WOODEN & ME: Life Lessons from My Two-Decade Friendship with the Legendary Coach and Humanitarian to Help “Make Each Day Your Masterpiece” and my essay collection “Strawberries in Wintertime: Essays on Life, Love, and Laughter” …

Out-of-the-Box Costumes

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These Halloween Costumes

Would Be Fun To See

Spoiler alert for what will come knocking on your front door this Halloween. According to Google search information compiled by marketing trends provider SEMrush, the 10 most-popular Halloween costumes this year promise to be: Fortnite, Spider-Man, Harley Quinn, Wonder Woman, Black Panther, Deadpool, Harry Potter, Catwoman, Pennywise and Kim Kardashian.

I have to admit, I thought “Fortnite” must be a character from a Shakespeare play but it turns out to be a popular video game. Pennywise, I assume, is Dollar Foolish’s sister.

Speaking of dollar foolish, according to the National Retail Federation, U.S. shoppers this year will spend $8.8 billion – $86.27 per person – on candy, decorations and costumes. This includes costumes for pets with Pumpkin, Batman and Lion being the three most popular for our four-legged friends.

Instead of trendy ready-made costumes from a box, here are some outside-the-box Halloween outfits I’d like to see ring my doorbell this Thursday evening . . .

Every shelter dog and cat dressed up as a Pumpkin or Lion and sleeping on an adopted lap.

Amazon’s Alexa costumed as a helpful librarian and vice-versa.

My laptop computer as John Steinbeck’s Hermes Baby typewriter.

The Dodgers, dusting off a 32-year-old costume stored in an attic trunk, dressed up as World Series champions.

The iPhone11 Pro Max in a costume as a rotary rPhone1961.

Similarly, a family out for meal in a restaurant dressed as Amish Mennonites without everyone having his or her attention focused on a smartphone screen.

Ojai climate activist Kristofer Young in a costume as Greta Thunburg.

John Wooden’s Pyramid of Success dressed up as the USDA Food Pyramid and the Food Pyramid dressed up as a Fourth of July red-white-and-blue paper plate stacked with hotdogs and potato salad.

Every cancer patient dressed up as cured.

Ventura County’s brown hillsides in a costume as Ireland’s emerald landscape.

Firemen, nurses, cops and teachers dressed up as Justice League heroes like Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash and Green Lantern.

Every drunk driver dressed up as a taxi, Uber or Lyft passenger.

Camarillo’s Mike and Bob Bryan, the greatest doubles team in tennis history, dressed identically as the Wrigley Doublemint Twins.

My former Star columnist colleague Colleen Cason dressed up as an author with a book on The New York Times Best Sellers List.

Lakers’ dynamic duo LeBron James and Anthony Davis as Batman and Robin.

Ventura County, with its amazing collection of craft breweries, dressed up as a famous mirco-brew destination like Bend Oregon or Denver.

Jack In The Box pitchman Jack dressed up as Ronald McDonald; Ronald Mac in a costume as Conan O’Brien; and Conan as The Great Pumpkin.

Tom Brady in a costume as Father Time.

Ageless Venturan running legend Ed Wehan, finisher of more than 120 marathons (with a PR of 2 hours, 36 minutes at age 40) and dozens of ultras (including seventh place in the granddaddy Western States 100 Mile Endurance Run four decades ago) dressed up as an inductee of The Ventura County Sports Hall of Fame.

Throwaway plastic milk jugs dressed up as “Leave It To Beaver” milkman era throwback returnable glass bottles.

Singer Ed Sheeran as Prince Harry and vice-versa.

Meanwhile, according to Google Freightgeist, the least popular candy – “vehemently hate” is the description used – handed out this year promises to be the same as it was when I was Trick-or-Treating in the 1960s: candy corn.

Which reminds me of what a friend once told me about the proper way to eat candy corn: tear the package open, dump it in the trash can, and then have a Milky Way.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @woodywoodburn. His books are available at www.WoodyWoodburn.com.

Check out my memoir WOODEN & ME: Life Lessons from My Two-Decade Friendship with the Legendary Coach and Humanitarian to Help “Make Each Day Your Masterpiece” and my essay collection “Strawberries in Wintertime: Essays on Life, Love, and Laughter” …

A Smile, A Wink, And A Hug

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Grateful For A Smile,

A Wink, And A Hug

            Do you ever feel like the universe smiles at you, winks at you, even gives you an unexpected hug? This recently happened to me, in order, on three successive days.

I will begin with the smile. It came in Gilroy, which is ironic because ever since the mass shooting last July, passing through the Garlic Capital of the World has made my spirits frown.

Stopping for gas, I needed to use the restroom. On my way to the convenience store entrance, I passed a young man sitting on the sidewalk with his nose in a paperback novel. I guessed him to be in his final teen years, early 20s at the oldest. Too, I guessed him to be homeless.

The air-conditioned chill inside was heavenly on a baking afternoon and although I hadn’t intended to buy anything, I grabbed a cold bottle of Coke.

I wish you could have seen the smile that greeted me when I interrupted the young man’s reading and handed him the soda.

“Thank you so much, sir,” he said, beaming far wider than my small gesture merited. I can see that smile in my mind’s eye still.

The wink came the following day, in Oakland, where my son lives. Overwhelmed by the list of 35 offerings on tap at Crooked City Cider, and with no one else in line, I fell into conversation with the woman behind the counter. She turned out to be the owner and steered me expertly to a tasty sampler selection.

A happy hour or so later when I went to close out the tab for our group of seven, I ordered one final four-ounce sampler. The owner returned with a PINT glass filled so full that surface tension allowed the nectar to bow above the rim.

“That’s a generous pour,” I said.

She winked and replied, “Seeing your family’s joy together made me happy.”

The hug came on Sunday, in Fremont, and for the third time a beverage was involved.

When I visit my daughter, I like to run at a nearby community park of sports fields. In the far corner, there’s a tree under whose shade I always hide a bottle of Gatorade so as to keep hydrated. On the way there this time I stopped at a porta-potty to un-hydrate, if you will. Not seeing anyone around, I left the full bottle outside on the ground.

A short moment later when I exited, an elderly woman was pouring my Gatorade on the grass and putting the plastic bottle in her recycling garbage bag. Seeing my exasperation, she apologized profusely.

I felt guilty for her sincere contrition. After all, it was my bone-headedness that was to blame, not hers. With a trash can only a few yards away, it was only natural she assumed my Gatorade had been discarded.

She offered to fetch a replacement drink from her van and pointed at the parking lot a quarter-mile away. I politely declined despite her insistence, for it was a long walk and she appeared frail. I told her I would hunt for a drinking fountain instead.

Off I ran on a mile-long loop around the fields.

The third time I circled around to where I started, the woman was waiting for me with a new bottle of coconut water. It was an unnecessary act of kindness and I wished I had a couple dollars tucked in my sock to repay her.

Instead, I offered her a sweaty hug which she happily accepted.

That coconut water was even sweeter than the Crooked City Cider nectar, and that’s saying something.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @woodywoodburn. His books are available at www.WoodyWoodburn.com.

Check out my memoir WOODEN & ME: Life Lessons from My Two-Decade Friendship with the Legendary Coach and Humanitarian to Help “Make Each Day Your Masterpiece” and my essay collection “Strawberries in Wintertime: Essays on Life, Love, and Laughter” …

National Book Month In One Day

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National Book Month

List In One Day

Well, this isn’t the first time I’ve been late to a party. October is National Book Month and a friend invited me to join a 31-day challenge. Below, in one day, is my full month of answers.

Had I replied to the prompts yesterday, there’s a good chance half my answers might be different; tomorrow, perhaps the other half would change. I hope you are inspired you to come up with your own list.

Day 1 – The Best Book You’ve Read This Year: Tie between “The Nickel Boys” by Colson Whitehead and “This Tender Land” by William Kent Krueger.

Day 2 – A Book That You’ve Read More than Three Times: “The Old Man and the Sea” by Ernest Hemingway.

Day 3 – Your Favorite Series: “The Famous Bedtime Story Books” by Thornton Burgess.

Day 4 – Favorite Book of Your Favorite Series: “The Adventures of Buster Bear.”

Day 5 – A Book That Makes You Happy: Most any Dr. Seuss book.

Day 6 – A Book That Makes You Sad: “Old Yeller” by Fred Gipson.

Day 7 – Most Underrated Book: “Sweet Tuesdays” by John Steinbeck.

Day 8 – Most Overrated Book: I don’t think a book can be overrated, but Ann Patchett’s new offering, “The Dutch House”, didn’t lived up to the hype for me.

Day 9 – A Book You Thought You Wouldn’t Like But Ended Up Loving: “Lincoln in the Bardo” by George Saunders.

Day 10 – Favorite Classic Book: “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by some fella named Mark Twain.

Day 11 – A Book You Hated: Knowing the effort every writer puts into a book, my lips are sealed.

Day 12 – A Book You Used to Love But Don’t Anymore: My crushes all remain intact.

Day 13 – Your Favorite Writer: John Steinbeck is a close second behind my daughter Dallas Woodburn.

Day 14 – Book From Your Favorite Writer: “The Grapes of Wrath” by Steinbeck and “Woman, Running Late, In A Dress” by Woodburn.

Day 15 – Favorite Male Character: Atticus Finch (I have not read “Go Set a Watchman.”)

Day 16 – Favorite Female Character: Charlotte A. Cavatica.

Day 17 – Favorite Quote: “Isn’t it pretty to think so?” Final line of “The Son Also Rises” by Hemingway.

Day 18 – First “Chapter Book” You Can Remember Reading As A Child: “Charlotte’s Web.”

Day 19 – Favorite Book Turned Into A Movie (I’ll add the stipulation “good” movie): The Harry Potter series.

Day 20 – Book That Makes You Laugh Out Loud: “A Walk In The Woods” by Bill Bryson.

Day 21 – Favorite Book From Your Childhood: “Where the Wild Things Are” by Maurice Sendak.

Day 22 – Book You’re Currently Reading: “Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore” by Robin Sloan and halfway through, I’m loving it.

Day 23 – Your Guilty Pleasure: Anything by Robert Fulghum.

Day 24 – A Book You Wish More People Would Read: “Fog” by Ken McAlpine; “We Stood Upon Stars” by Roger W. Thompson; and “Wooden & Me” by me!

Day 25 – Favorite Book You Read In School: “To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee.

Day 26 – Favorite Autobiography: “They Call Me Coach” by John Wooden.

Day 27 – The Most Surprising Plot Twist or Ending: “Life of Pi” by Yann Martel.

Day 28 – Favorite Title: “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” by Judi Barrett.

Day 29 – A Book Few Have Heard Of That You Loved: “The Snow Goose” by Paul Gallico.

Day 30 – Book on the top of your To Read Next Pile: “The Goldfinch” by Donna Tartt.

Day 31 – Favorite Book: Impossible! But if I must try, a tie between Hemingway’s “The Old Man and the Sea” and “Travels with Charley” by Steinbeck.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @woodywoodburn. His books are available at www.WoodyWoodburn.com.

Check out my memoir WOODEN & ME: Life Lessons from My Two-Decade Friendship with the Legendary Coach and Humanitarian to Help “Make Each Day Your Masterpiece” and my essay collection “Strawberries in Wintertime: Essays on Life, Love, and Laughter” …

Trying To Be Like My Grandpa

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Still Trying To Be

Like My Grandpa

            October 5 was the birth date of my Grandpa Ansel, the only grandparent I knew, so he is especially on my mind today. I was only 7 when he died, yet he lives on in my memories and core values.

An art assignment when I was in the first grade goes a long way in telling you about my grandpa.

“And who is this?” asked Miss Bower, studying my crayon portrait response to her prompt: “Who is the most important person in the world?”

“My grandpa,” six-year-old-me replied, matter-of-factly, as though it were so obvious no answer should have been required.

“All your classmates drew portraits of President Johnson,” Miss Bower noted, adding: “Your grandpa must be very special.”

Me: “Yeah, he’s pretty ginchy.”

To be honest, the thought of drawing a portrait of the President of the United States never crossed my mind. In truth, I wondered why my friends had not drawn pictures of their grandpas.

Grandpa Ansel with me (red shirt) and my two brothers.

After all, it wasn’t the President who patiently showed me how to bait a fishhook. Certainly the President had never set down his fly rod to calmly help me untangle a bird’s nest of fishing line in a backlashed spinning reel.

It wasn’t the President who taught me other important things a boy needs to know, like how to skip flat stones across the water; how to whistle; and how to pound nails without bending them.

The President never gave me a ginchy handcrafted wooden toolbox for my fifth birthday – or taught me funny old-fashioned words like “ginchy” which means “cool.”

“Grandpa, how come you don’t use worms like I do?” I once asked while “helping” him tie a fly in his basement fantasyland workshop of tools and endless jars filled with fishhooks, feathers, fur and other paraphernalia.

“Oh, it takes a mighty skillful fisherman like yourself to catch a fish with a worm,” he answered. “That’s why you always catch big fish while I catch the little ones. I’d better stick to using flies if I want to have a chance to keep up with you.”

“Okay, Grandpa – but if you change your mind, I’ll share my worms with you.”

Grandpa shared lots of important things with me, like how to look a man in the eye when you shake hands; The Golden Rule; and that little boys in Russia are the same as little boys in America, this being during the Cold War.

“Which way is the wind blowing?” I would ask Grandpa whenever we went fishing. Before answering, he would moisten his index finger in his mouth and then dramatically extend it high in the air as I mimicked him.

Upon seeing which side of his finger-turned-weather-vane dried first, Grandpa would whistle-hum happily before responding: “I do believe it’s blowing from the west.”

Always, the wind was blowing from the west.

Always, this excited me and I would then recite by heart a poem Grandpa had taught me:

“When the wind is from the north, / The wise fisherman does not go forth.

“When the wind is from the south, / It blows the hook into the fish’s mouth.

“When the wind is from the east, / ’Tis not fit for man nor beast.

“But when the wind is from the west, / The fishing is the very best.”

Growing up, I wanted to be like Grandpa Ansel; ten months ago, I truly became like him – a grandpa. With fishing as a metaphor, I want my granddaughter Maya to always feel like the wind is blowing from the west when we’re spending time together.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @woodywoodburn. His books are available at www.WoodyWoodburn.com.

Check out my memoir WOODEN & ME: Life Lessons from My Two-Decade Friendship with the Legendary Coach and Humanitarian to Help “Make Each Day Your Masterpiece” and my essay collection “Strawberries in Wintertime: Essays on Life, Love, and Laughter” …