“March For Our Lives” Monsoon

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A “March” Monsoon of Raindrops

 It is said that when a raindrop lands on the peak of the Continental Divide, two fates are possible: it will either roll downhill eastward and flow into watersheds that eventually drain into the Atlantic Ocean, or gravity will pull the raindrop downward to the west and it will ultimately reach the Pacific Ocean.

In truth, one lone raindrop alighting on the backbone of the Rocky Mountains will not travel thousands of miles. However, when that single raindrop combines with another and others and countless more, together they fill streams and flow into rivers and wash into the ocean.

Floodwaters washed across America from sea to shining sea this past Saturday. In fact, the surge was global with “March For Our Lives” rallies held in an estimated 800 cities and towns in the U.S. as well as in the U.K., France, Japan, India, Australia, New Zealand, Israel, even Antarctica.1KenMarch

The March For Our Lives movement seeking gun reform legislation was initiated by teenagers at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., where 17 students and faculty were shot to death on Valentine’s Day.

Ventura High students Samantha Pedersen, Micah Wilcox, Sam Coats and India Hill organized a local March For Our Lives event for county residents at Ventura’s Plaza Park. I had planned to attend the morning gathering, but at the last minute something came up making it problematic to do so. With hundreds expected to march, one less person – one less raindrop – would surely not matter.

A text message from my son, who hours earlier marched in New York City’s Central Park, encouraged me to postpone my conflicting obligation and go to the rally. It proved wise advice. Being a raindrop in the monsoon was a goose-bumps experience.

Plaza Park was an ocean of humanity fully filled with high school students, who are the backbone of the March For Our Lives movement, alongside young children and adults of all ages.

Based on my experience with sports crowds that are accurately counted by tickets, the published estimate of 1,000 marchers was understated by half at least. Consider this: while an army of participants remained gridlocked like the 405 at rush hour while waiting to exit Plaza Park’s southwest corner to begin marching, the leaders of the parade had already finished and returned full circle. In other words, the stream of marchers was one mile long and two and three abreast.

Along the route, drivers honked car horns in support of the marchers and their handmade signs, including these:

“Arms Are For Hugs, Not Killing” and “Arm Us With Books Not Bullets, Love Not Lead.”

“Marching For My Grandchildren” and “We Call BS.”1march

“I Want To Read Books, Not A Eulogy” and “Bullets Are Not School Supplies.”

A girl of perhaps age five, wearing a pink knitted pussy hat, had a poster reading simply, but powerfully, “Keep Me Safe” and an older youth’s sign featured a caped crusader and this warning: “Voting Is Our Superpower.”

To naysayers who call the marches a one-day gimmick, I offer this: the effort and time expended to drive or take a bus or plane to a city holding a rally, park and walk fair distances to the actual event site, and then march and listen to speeches far exceeds what is required for a short trip to the voting booth in November.

As I was leaving the Ventura event, a vanity license plate on the car parked next to mine summed up what the March For Our Lives raindrops must do as they continue to merge and flow: “PRRSIST.”

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“Picking Up Orange Peels” Part 2

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“Picking Up Orange Peels” Part 2

One of a writer’s loftier goals is to move a reader, so it humbles me that my column two weeks past achieved this – literally.

Indeed, a number of people emailed to say they were inspired to get moving. Specifically, to go “plogging” – a term derived from the Swedish “plocka upp” – and “pick up” litter while out on a run or brisk walk.

“It was definitely exercise – bending over 34 times to retrieve the 34 items I bagged and brought home with me,” shared local resident Shay Collier. “This was a 3-mile walk through my neighborhood, which I do most days. I didn’t change from my normal speed, but had no problem spotting the trash as I quickly moved along.”

Shay even itemized her “plocka upped” garbage: “Plastic water bottle, ballpoint pen innards, half a lead pencil, rubber glove, kid’s lemonade box, empty green pet poop bag, rubber band, round metal washer, yellow packing wire, red plastic tube, 3 cigarette butts, 5 pieces of snack wrappers, 15 miscellaneous pieces of paper . . . ”1plogging

Shay’s one-day dirty laundry list brought to mind my own “plogging” experience over the course of a full year along a one-mile section of my daily running route.

Specifically, my personal “Adopt-A-Highway” was a busy two-lane road with a wide dirt berm where it borders a lemon orchard. While this stretch smells citrusy wonderful during picking season, it had also become an ugly dumpsite.

Truth be told, pushing a wheelbarrow while I ran would have been helpful for this proved to be a far greater Sisyphean challenge than I had anticipated. No sooner would I push the boulder three steps up the mountain when newly tossed litter knocked me two steps backward.

Undeterred, a handful at a time I tackled the routine litter first: fast-food bags and paper wrappers; soda cans and beer bottles; and plastic grocery bags, which came in handy for carrying extra trash.

Next, I went after other small things like DVDs and CDs; batteries and books; an alarm clock and a couple of dead cell phones; clothes and shoes; Barbie dolls with broken limbs and stuffed animals in need of sutures; wrenches and screwdrivers and saw blades; a football helmet that I wore home while running; and a wallet, with money still in it, that I was able to return to its owner.

With the bigger junk – a television, stereo system, drum set, car muffler, bike frame – I took a different approach. I carried these heavy items a mere 50 or 100 yards each day before resuming my run. Eventually, however, one by one I got them home to toss out curbside or take to the e-waste recycling center.

Some stuff was simply too big and heavy to lug home, even incrementally. A loveseat, for example, I struggled to move ten yards up the embankment to roadside. A few days later, however, I was able to flag down a trash truck. After explaining my project to the driver, he helpfully hauled the small couch away.

Too, there were a couple of road-kill coyotes and one full-grown pig that must have caused major fender damage while meeting its demise. For these, I phoned Animal Control.

All told I “plocka upped” everything from A to Z, including the kitchen sink. I am exaggerating, but barely, for I did clear away a bathroom sink!

Returning full circle to Shay Collier. On account of my mentioning that John Wooden had a different term for “plogging,” calling it “picking up orange peels,” she concluded her litter list serendipitously: “. . . and yes, an orange peel!”

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Youth Serves Notice as Leaders

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Plea For The Greatest Generation 2.0

Dear Youth,

I nearly addressed you “Dear Students” but that seems too limiting – and there is to be no limiting you, as you showed the world earlier this week.

Even the nametag “Youth” seems too small, ignoble even, for you proved yourselves quite noble by marching out of your high school classrooms nationwide in protest of gun violence as well as in solemn remembrance of the 17 students and staff members slain a month ago at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla.

I also considered beginning “Dear Future Leaders” but this, too, fell short because your leadership does not lie ahead – it is needed now. On Wednesday morning, you delivered.

And that is the reason for this brief note. One day is, to flip one of your marching messages upon its ear, not #Enough. Our nation needs more of your leadership daily here on out.1walkout

Nay, the world needs your leadership. When I say “world” I mean it literally, as in the globe, as in Earth. Real and deadly as gun violence is, a greater enemy requiring your focus and fight is climate change.

A madman – or mad boy, as is often the case – with a rapid-fire firearm can wipe out a classroom of kids in mere moments or kill dozens in a movie theater or church or concert venue. Climate change, however, has the potential to wash away entire cities; destroy crops on scales so grand as to cause famine; even, and surely, to cause wars.

The people who tell you climate change is a “hoax” are the same who derisively call you “kids” and scornfully say you are too young and naïve to be telling your adult leaders “Enough is enough” and “No more” while demanding stricter gun legislation to make you safer at school.

In other words, these naysayers of youth are older people who will not be affected by the climate change monster when it gains more momentum and power if nothing is done soon – now! – to slow or even shackle it.

Youth, your grandparents and great-grandparents have been called “The Greatest Generation” for bravely defeating the Nazis in World War II. Their heroism was indeed colossal, but no less heroic measures are demanded of you now. If you can rid your schools – and churches, theaters, arenas – of gun violence, you will in turn be a truly great generation.

And if you can halt the rising tide on climate change, I dare say you will be The Greatest Generation 2.0.

I, for one, believe you are tall to the task. You have found your voices; now you must raise them, higher and louder and tirelessly. You must continue to march, not just on your campuses and in the streets, but to the voting booths.

Yes, most importantly, even more than with speeches and Tweets and postings on Instgram and Facebook, you must make your voices heard at the ballot box.

To those who tell you to pipe down because you are just kids, keep in mind that some of our Founding Fathers were not much older than you. James Monroe was only 18 in 1776 while Alexander Hamilton but 19. Nathan Hale was 21 and James Madison just 25. Being a leader and world-changer has no minimum age requirement.

Indeed, few forces are more powerful than youth armed with courage and conviction. Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote: “When duty whispers low, ‘Thou must,’ The youth whisper, ‘I can.’ ”

Emerson was wrong, slightly. Dear Youth, Thou must not whisper your reply, you must bellow!

Sincerely with hope and confidence in you,

Woody

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‘Plogging’ Craze is Beautiful

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‘Plogging’ Craze is a Beautiful Thing

What’s old is new again.

In the 1970s, kids routinely raced around the Cabrillo Racquet Club grounds in rural Saticoy after Saturday morning clinics enthusiastically picking up discarded aluminum cans and paper wrappers as if they were Easter eggs. Coach Wayne Bryan called it a “competition” which made us kids call it fun.

Meanwhile at Balboa Middle School, Coach Harold McFadden called picking up trash that blew over from the lunch area “doing the right thing.” As a result, the school janitor never had to clean up the basketball courts or playing fields.1plogging

Here is further evidence of why I believe great coaches must have a specific “anti-litter” gene: for as long as I’ve known him, Buena High’s legendary Joe Vaughan has picked up trash on his daily runs and the same could be said of John Wooden during his morning four-mile walks. Coach Wooden called it “picking up orange peels” although it applied to any litter he saw along his route.

Old is new, what fell out of style becomes trendy, and picking up trash while on the go is now so popular it has a hip name: “plogging.”

Despite often taking place on the run, “plogging” is not derived from the word “jogging.” Rather, the term was originally coined in Sweden and comes from “plocka upp” which translates to “pick up.”

Once a fringe activity called simply “trash running” outside of Scandinavia, plogging is gaining momentum as a worldwide fitness/environmental craze combining good-for-leg-strength squats with the feel-good Boy Scout virtue of leaving the campsite better than you found it.

As a result, sidewalks and roadways are becoming noticeably cleaner in countless cities, as are hiking trails and running paths.

Indeed, organized running clubs are even following Wayne Bryan’s method of turning plogging into a fun competition among themselves.

Furthermore, a growing army of runners are routinely carrying collection bags with them and making plogging a part of their workout. Many runners even set goals of how much litter they can collect; keep track of their PRs for trash picked up; and post photos on social media of their garbage bounties.

The Swedes may claim credit for launching plogging, but I think they are unjustly stealing our West Coast thunder. For the past 33 years we have held an annual California Coastal Cleanup Day to “plocka upp” trash from our beaches as well as lakes, rivers and creek beds. The effort is not only for beautification, but also preservation of the environment to prevent or minimize harm to wildlife.

California Coastal Cleanup Day has been no small success. To give you some measure, more than 60,000 volunteers turned out last Sept. 16 and their combined statewide efforts plocka upp-ed more than 2 million cigarette butts and 1 million plastic bottles; nearly 1 million each food wrappers and plastic bottle caps; half a million each plastic straws, glass bottles, and plastic grocery bags; and by reported count 381,669 metal bottle caps and 351,585 plastic lids.

That’s merely the top 10 different items of recyclable trash and debris cleaned up on one single day. Imagine the tonnages removed over the combined 33 annual California Coastal Cleanup Days, including all the remaining unlisted categories of litter.

Now imagine if we could individually expand the annual California Coastal Cleanup Day into a daily habit, and not just at the beaches but everywhere.

Old is new. The late McFadden and Wooden were daily ploggers, as are Coaches Bryan and Vaughan still. Let’s all emulate them in cleaning up our own little corners of the world.

Running or walking, let’s all plocka upp some orange peels today.

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This, That and Some Poetry, too

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This and That, and Some Poetry, too

“To begin, begin,” wrote the English poet, William Wordsworth. This seems wise advice for all of us to chase our dreams and passions beginning now.

Endings are also important as Jordan Bohannon of the University of Iowa proved a few days past. The sophomore point guard had made a school record-tying 34 consecutive free throws before clanking the would-be record-breaker off the front of the rim – on purpose.

The reason: he did not want to erase Chris Street’s name from the record book. Street died in a car crash in 1993 while his streak was still ongoing.

“That’s not my record to have,” Bohannon explained. “That record deserves to stay in his name.”1wordsworth

The selfless act brings to mind the name Ralph Waldo Emerson and his words: “What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.”

Despite Millennials frequently being attacked as selfish and coddled and worse, I think Bohannon is a fine example that the right stuff lies inside our youth. Indeed, they are proving so with their #NeverAgain activism following the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla.

Speaking of the gun-control debate, my in-box overflowed in support of the need for expanded legislation with only one email parroting the NRA’s status quo. My favorite came from reader Bill Waxman in poetic form:

“From Sandy Hook to Broward County

“Parents again are paying the bounty

“But every time the answer’s the same

“We’ll play the finger pointing game

“And all Congress offers is prayers but no cures

“Because the kids weren’t theirs, they were yours.

“Elected to serve the lobbyist’s greed

“Never mind what the country really needs

“Sitting in their Washington tower

“Slaves to the power of the donated dollar

“Nestled in the pockets of the NRA

“Ignoring the lives that were lost today

“From my cold dead hands, the jingoist screams

“While grieving parents bury their dreams

“The laws of nature have all been shattered

“We forgot to protect what really mattered

“Prayers and condolences ring hollow and fake

“They do nothing to soothe the national ache.

“The debate will turn back to building the wall

“Blind eyes turned to the bodies that fall

“The same spineless group will run in November

“Hoping the rest of us just won’t remember

“Their lack of courage, their lack of cares

“Since the dead were yours, for they weren’t theirs.”

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Another original poem, a happier haiku, came in my in-box from reader Linda Calderon:

“Sunrise: God peeling

“back night – revealing day’s bloom,

“petal by petal.”

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Linda’s words bring to mind another quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson: “If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.”

In addition to marveling at the peeling back of night, I think we should stare more often at the Pacific sunsets we are so blessed to have with the Channel Islands in the foreground.

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Let me end with something else of beauty, more than 300 quilts made and collected by the Ventura Modern Quilt Guild, which it is gifting to those affected by the Thomas Fire and Montecito mudslide.

Making this project all the more beautiful, it is not just a local effort: quilts have been donated from 49 states and seven different countries! (To sign up go to: www.Venturamodernquiltguild.com)

The late, great poet Maya Angelou said, “When you leave home, you take home with you.”

To those who lost their homes, a lovely handmade quilt will make their new residences a little more homey.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com.

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