Act I: Literary Walk Turns Serendipitous

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Literary Walk Takes Serendipitous Turn

“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers,” said the great playwright Tennessee Williams, who died 34 years ago today – Feb. 25, 1983 – one month and a day shy of turning 72.

The kindness of a stranger, with serendipity at play as well, made Williams leap off the printed page to life for me a short while ago. It was an encounter worth sharing.

Act One:

While in New Orleans on vacation, my wife, son, daughter, son-in-law, and I visited William Faulkner’s house in the French Quarter. In the upstairs study, in 1925, the future Nobel Laureate wrote his first novel, “Soldiers’ Pay.”

Inside William Faulker's house turned bookstore and museum.

Inside William Faulker’s house turned bookstore.

Tucked away in an alley off famous Jackson Square, the home is now called “Faulkner House Books” and is a combination of charming bookstore and museum – with the emphasis on the former. While browsing books and memorabilia, we learned that another important 20th literary figure had once lived nearby: Tennessee Williams.

People collect many things, from postage stamps and baseball cards to fine wines and first-edition books. The later interest me, and greatly, but rare books are also generally beyond my bank account, and greatly.

As remedy, I have begun collecting visits to the homes of famous writers. My compilation includes John Steinbeck, Edgar Allen Poe, Thornton Burgess, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau and my top-shelf hero, Jim Murray, to name a handful.

The opportunity to add two more icons to my archives in a single afternoon was not to be passed up.

A Google search for directions revealed there was no reason to desire a streetcar – or Uber ride – to get to Williams’ home from Faulkner’s house. Less than a mile away, we decided to walk.

“We” now consisted of my son, daughter, son-in-law and me, for my wife begged out to go shopping. It wasn’t long before she seemed to have made the wiser choice.

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Hoping for some literary osmosis from Tennessee Williams’ house in the French Quarter.

A right turn when we should have gone left turned us into lost wayfarers. Tempted to quit our quest, we decided “in for a dime, in for a dollar” and pressed on.

At long last we arrived at 1014 Dumaine Street. With green shutters and matching ornate ironwork railings on an iconic French Quarter-style balcony, the two-story yellow house is attractive.

It was also, to be honest, a little disappointing. The only thing marking it as special is a small bronze plaque out front proclaiming:

“Tennessee Williams owned this 19th-century townhouse from 1962 until his death in 1983. Here he worked on his autobiography, Memoirs, in which he wrote, ‘I hope to die in my sleep . . . in this beautiful big brass bed in my New Orleans apartment, the bed that is associated with so much love . . .’ He always considered New Orleans his spiritual home. This home is dedicated a Literary Landmark by Friends of Libraries U.S.A.”

Even the plaque is less than remarkable with its raised words weatherworn and hard to make out.

Unassuming as it all is, with no tours either, we reverently stood in the quiet street and studied the house as one might the Mona Lisa. Suddenly, a voice broke our reverie.

“Do you know what that is?” a man asked, his friendly tone made even more so by a Southern drawl. He was dressed business casual; tucked under one arm was a stack of papers, folders and an iPad; round-rimmed glasses and thinning gray hair added to his professorial look.

“Yes, it’s the Tennessee Williams’ house,” my son easily answered.

“Do you know who he is?” came a follow-up question that was little more difficult.

“Of course,” my daughter replied. “He was an author and playwright – a great one. He wrote, ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ and ‘The Glass Menagerie.’ ”

The gentleman smiled, pleased.

“Not many people seem to know who he is anymore,” he said.

Tennessee Williams talked about “the kindness of strangers.” We were about to experience the kindness of one stranger. A stranger who, serendipitously for us, personally knew Tennessee Williams.

Intermission. Act Two next Saturday.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com.

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Permission Slip for Some Magic

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Permission Slip for Some Magic

Few things awaken the nostalgia genes in my hippocampus as much as the sight of a classroom of elementary schoolchildren walking side-by-side, sometimes even hand-in-hand, in a double line during a field trip.

I imagine you might feel the same way with such a vision conjuring up your own dormant field-trip memories.

A quick peek into the kaleidoscope of my Ohio boyhood includes field trips to a working maple syrup sugarhouse (maple cookie samples!); a donut bakery (fresh samples!); a nature walk along (and in!) a shallow shale-bottomed stream; a fire department; a hospital; an art museum and, even better, the Museum of Natural History (dinosaurs!).

1fieldtripThose seven field trips, a short list off the top of my head, equaled about seven weeks of learning inside the classroom. Indeed, field trips are worth all the headaches of signed permission slips, forgotten packed lunches, and student head counts that briefly come up short.

Robert Fulghum, author of “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten”, believes field trips are not just for grade-school kids, noting: “Only now have I finally realized that my life has been an unending field trip. And I have tried hard not to be a tourist. But to be an adventurer, a traveler, an explorer, a learner, and a pilgrim.”

Amen. In grade school, field trips are generally limited to being within a long walk or a short drive away. As adults, we can be explorers and learners without limits.

One of my most memorable “field trips” as an adult was when my wife and I were engulfed by a swarm of fourth graders at a bald eagle and wildlife museum in Haines, Alaska.

The resident expert on our national bird explained their A-to-Z’s: salmon is their favorite dish; adults weigh nine to 12 pounds; their flying speed is about 30 mph, but they can dive up to 100 mph; and their eyesight is so keen they can spot a fish from a full mile away.

Interesting stuff all, but because the captive bald eagles in the grand aviary didn’t cooperate and remained perched and half-hidden, the school children seemed unimpressed. They wanted more. So did I.

To the rescue came a young woman with a rescued owl on her leather-covered forearm. Next, she introduced us to an orphaned baby Dall sheep she was nursing back to health.

Afterward, outside as the school children boarded their bus – the teacher’s head count had apparently added up correctly – a smaller shuttle bus pulled into the parking lot. Instead of more kids, out stepped adult tourists.

The shuttle driver, a woman in her mid-20s, came into focus like a kindergarten teacher herself when she got out a portable wooden step and caringly helped an elderly passenger get down off the bus.

Being a “learner” in life’s “unending field trip” entails asking questions – so this I did. And I learned that Sarah came to Alaska all the way from Maine to be a white-water raft guide, of all things, during summers and drives the tourist shuttle the rest of the year.

I also learned that my teacher-like impression of her was not far off target for she spends her lunch break each weekday driving to a local elementary school to eat with the kindergarteners.

“No matter how my day is going, having lunch with the kids makes it a happy day,” Sarah told me. Not a bad life lesson for any of us to take away from a field trip.

One final field trip to share: Mrs. Larson, my second-grade teacher, took our class to the Columbus Dispatch newspaper. We got to see – and hear – the gargantuan printing press in action and in the newsroom we saw – and heard – a Teletype machine loudly spit out breaking news.

As mementos, we were given metal plate engravings of photographs that had already been printed in the newspaper.

If you do not believe in the magic of field trips, consider this: the engraving I brought home was a head shot of a Dispatch columnist.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com.

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This, That and The Other…

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Holding the Mailbag Open

This, that and the other . . .

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The New England Patriots’ for-the-ages comeback from a 28-3 deficit to a 34-28 overtime victory over the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 51 – that’s “LI” for all you Romans out there – brought to mind a famous heavyweight title fight from LXXVI years ago.

Billy Conn, the challenger against heavyweight champion Joe Louis in 1941, was leading after 12 rounds – 7-5, 7-4-1, 6-6 on the three judges’ cards – but was knocked out with two seconds left in the 13th round.

Conn later said to Louis: “Hey, Joe, why didn’t you just let me have the title for six months?”1MailbagTypewriter

Replied Louis: “I let you have it for 12 rounds and you couldn’t keep it. How could I let you have it for six months?”

I can just imagine Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan telling Patriots QB Tom Brady: “Hey, Tom, you had already won four Super Bowls, why couldn’t you just let me have one?”

To which Brady would reply: “I let you guys have it for the first 59 minutes of the game and you couldn’t keep it!”

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From the mailbag: Christine Weidenheimer complimented my column on Mary Tyler Moore and the importance of chasing dreams, and added: “The real reason for this note is to say, ‘Don’t ever give up holding doors open for strangers.’

“If you did that for me, I would greet you with a smile and a ‘Thank you’ for making me feel special. I’m sorry the woman who told you, ‘I’m quite capable of opening a door myself,’ was so unpleasant.

“May good manners and friendliness never go out of style!”

And may they come back into style in Washington D.C. and the White House.

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“I loved Mary Tyler Moore and your comment of tossing your hat over the wall was so inspirational,” wrote Jane Rozanski. “I’ve similarly used Shirley MacLaine’s inspiring quote for years: ‘To get to the fruit, you have to go out on a limb!’ ”

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Climbing out on a limb at risk of receiving mean-spirited emails, as I always do when I mention politics in this space, let me add one more comment about the White House bully pulpit – emphasis on “bully.”

For anyone who wants to print up the T-shirts, I offer this hastag slogan free of charge: #NotMyBullyPuppet.

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More mail, more inspiration, this time from Ted Stekkinger, who wrote:

“There is almost nothing more satisfying than achieving a goal or dream you set for yourself. I was a person that had always tried to be conscious of that, but lost that awareness as I got older and had to have an awakening to get me back on track after I almost lost my life after an illness.”

Stekkinger, now 65, knows the satisfaction of a dream pursued – and achieved. In recent years he has completed hikes of 1,400 miles from his home in Santa Paula to Canada; 500 miles from France to Spain; and 600 miles again in Spain – all while pulling a two-wheeled cart instead of using a backpack.

“I sustained a fairly debilitating injury on my last adventure that has stopped me from starting my next challenge I had planned to start this month,” Stekkinger continued. “But I am already working hard at thinking of ways I can still go after it.

“Like I have always told my three children, ‘Think of ways how you can do something, and not why you can’t do something.’ ”

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Carol Williams, a former teacher – mostly high school – for 40 years, supported my recent comment about kids today being given too much homework.

“I always advocated for conservative homework assignments,” she wrote, “but NO assignments over the weekends. Kids and their families need time to participate in other activities that allow for a rounded lifestyle.

“I always told my kids that school was their job, and people get time off on their jobs for other life activities.”

Like pursuing their dreams.

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com.

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Tip of the Hat to Pursuing Dreams

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Tip of the Hat to Pursuing Dreams

Making the point that there is simply no pleasing some people, the late great columnist Jim Murray liked to tell the story of a man who dived into the ocean to save a young boy from drowning, but instead of being thanked by the rescued child’s mother, she reprimanded: “But he had a hat on! Where’s his hat?”

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Mary Tyler Moore’s character Mary Richards famously tossing her hat in the air makes a nice metaphor for chasing one’s dreams.

This tale flashed to my mind the other day when I performed the un-heroic act of holding a door open for a woman entering Barnes & Noble. Instead of a smile or thank you, she sneered: “I’m quite capable of opening a door myself.”

Apparently, however, she was incapable of being pleasant.

Which brings me to a second hat, one belonging to someone who always seemed pleasant. More than pleasant; buoyant; a human champagne bubble. Indeed, Mary Tyler Moore, a TV icon who passed away at age 80 on Jan. 25, could turn the world on with her smile.

She did so first as effervescent housewife Laura Petrie on “The Dick Van Dyke Show” and then even more famously as spunky, single, working woman Mary Richards on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.”

Moore’s death brought a hat to mind because of the familiar theme-song footage at the beginning of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” that concluded with Mary, crossing an intersection in downtown Minneapolis where she worked as a TV news producer, enthusiastically and confidently and happily flinging her knit cap high into the air.

As the show’s theme song said, she was “gonna make it after all.”

Making it after all, despite challenges, made me think of a third hat –making this column the literary equivalent of a hockey “hat trick” I suppose – this one from a story told by another late, great newspaper columnist, Jack Smith.

Actually, it wasn’t Smith’s own story. Rather, he related a tale that President Kennedy shared about coming upon a high wall that he was afraid to climb over even though he wanted to see what was on the other side.

What to do? JFK said he threw his hat over the wall – and thus had no choice but to scale it and go after his hat.

Mary Richards, I like to think, was symbolically throwing her hat over a wall in the intro footage of her TV show.

Too, it seems to me, many of us would do well to similarly throw our hats over a symbolic wall – forcing ourselves to climb high and go after our dreams.

Granted, chasing a dream puts one at risk of failure. But by not tossing our hat over the wall, we risk regret; we risk winding up as permanently dispirited as the mother complaining about her rescued son’s lost hat.

Have you long dreamed of learning to play a musical instrument; learning a new language; learning to surf or fly fish or play golf? Throw your hat over the wall by signing up for lessons.

Have you always dreamed of traveling to fill-in-the-destination? Throw your hat over the wall by booking a flight and putting in for vacation time.

Do you dream of climbing Mount Whitney or running a marathon? Get off the couch, buy hiking boots or running shoes, and see from what type of metal you are forged.

Is your dream to go back to school? Throw your hat over the wall and turn in an application.

Maybe your dream is to write a novel, but you don’t know how to start? Throw your hat over the wall and type an opening sentence! It matters not if you have no writing experience.

As Ernest Hemingway once told a friend, who was afraid to undertake a task for the same virginal reason: “What’s that got to do with it? I had no experience writing a novel until I wrote the first one.”

In other words, throw your hat over the wall – and do so with the gusto of Mary Richards. As “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” theme song concluded, “You might just make it after all.”

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Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Ventura County Star and can be contacted at WoodyWriter@gmail.com.

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